Chatty Baby Dolls
Why don’t these companies design dolls that teach little girls what it’s really like to be a mom? Make a doll that blows lunch in your face every time you feed it. Better than that, make one with Parana teeth that have a built-in function that teaches it to nurse on anything that moves. Maybe design one that doesn’t allow you to sleep for weeks on end or one that has persistent diarrhea or loose bowel syndrome? Or one that cries twenty – four – seven? Or one that wakes you up at 4 in the morning because they got arrested for speeding. Or one that gets a lighter out and automatically burns every dollar bill it sees? Or one that gets thrown out of school for peeing on another students foot. Or one who destroys your furniture with nail polish or…… I could go on but if they did build realistic dolls, I’ll bet teen pregnancies would drop to almost zero.
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